A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult

1 Four Hundred Cartons of Undeclared Cigarettes and a Niblingo 2 Future Worf and the Margarita of the South Pacific 3 Passion's Harvest and a Sheldocracy 4 Blonde Ambition and the Concept of Zero 5 A Resident Advisor and the Word 'Sketchy' 6 An Ugly Car, an Affair and Some Kickass Football 7 A Tougher Nut and a Note on File 8 Legalese and a Whole Hoo-Ha 9 College Dropouts and the Medford Miracle 10 Pancake Sunday and Textbook Flirting 11 Ruthless, Toothless and a Week of Bed Rest 12 A Baby Shower and a Testosterone-Rich Banter 13 A Frat Party, a Sleepover and the Mother of All Blisters 14 A Launch Party and a Whole Human Being 15 Teen Angst and a Smart-Boy Walk of Shame 16 A Stolen Truck and Going on the Lam 17 A German Folk Song and an Actual Adult 18 Little Green Men and a Fella's Marriage Proposal 19 A New Weather Girl and a Stay-at-Home Coddler 20 German for Beginners and a Crazy Old Man with a Bat 21 A Romantic Getaway and a Germanic Meat-Based Diet 22 A Tornado, a 10-Hour Flight and a Darn Fine Ring