Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie

1 High-tops And Brown Jacket 2 Sword Fights and a Dominican Shortstop 3 Sparkling Water and Ba-Dinkers 4 Curious George and the Big Red Nightmare 5 Blow and a Free Mcmuffin 6 Xanax and a Baby Duck 7 Cornbread and a Cashmere Onesie 8 Freckled Bananas and a Little Schwinn 9 Bad Hand and British Royalty 10 A Safe Word and a Rib Eye 11 Good Karma and the Big Weird 12 Wind Chimes and a Bottomless Pit of Sadness 13 A Bouncy Castle and an Aneurysm 14 Roast Chicken and a Funny Story 15 Night Swimmin' and an English Muffin 16 Martinis and a Sponge Bath 17 Black Mold and an Old Hot Dog 18 Tush Push and Some Radishes 19 Tantric Sex and the Sprouted Flute 20 A Cricket and a Hedge Made of Gold 21 A Few Thongs and a Hawaii Funeral 22 Lockjaw and a Liquid Diet