Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car

1 Hepatitis and Lemon Zest 2 Figgy Pudding and the Rapture 3 Chicken Nuggets and a Triple Homicide 4 Forged Resumes and the Recommended Dosage 5 Kimchi and a Monkey Playing Harmonica 6 Crazy Eyes and a Wet Brad Pitt 7 Soapy Eyes and a Clean Slate 8 Free Therapy and a Dead Lady's Yard Sale 9 Godzilla and a Sprig of Mint 10 Nudes and a Six-Day Cleanse 11 Three Smiles and an Unpainted Ceiling 12 Kitty Litter and a Class A Felony 13 Cheeseburger Salad and Jazz 14 Benito Poppins and a Warm Pumpkin 15 Turkey Meatballs and a Getaway Car 16 Dirty Money and a Woman Named Mike 17 A Commemorative Coin and a Misshapen Head 18 Dropped Soap and a Big Guy on a Throne 19 Mashed Potatoes and a Little Nitrous 20 Sick Popes and a Red Ferrari 21 Patient Zero and the Chocolate Fountain 22 Fun Girl Stuff and Eternal Salvation