Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Handbag

1 Pilot 2 A Pee Stick and an Asian Raccoon 3 A Small Nervous Meltdown and a Misplaced Fork 4 Loathing and Tube Socks 5 Six Thousand Bootleg T-Shirts and a Prada Handbag 6 Abstinence and Pudding 7 Estrogen and a Hearty Breakfast 8 Big Sur and Strawberry Lube 9 Zombies and Cobb Salad 10 Belgian Waffles and Bathroom Privileges 11 Cotton Candy and Blended Fish 12 Corned Beef and Handcuffs 13 Hot Soup and Shingles 14 Leather Cribs and Medieval Rack 15 Fireballs and Bullet Holes 16 Nietzsche and a Beer Run 17 Jail Jail and Japanese Porn 18 Sonograms and Tube Tops 19 Toilet Wine and the Earl of Sandwich 20 Clumsy Monkeys and a Tilted Uterus 21 Broken Dreams and Blocked Arteries 22 Smokey Taylor and a Deathbed Confession