A Big Birthday and Tequila Shots

1 A Tie Breaker and a Huge Mistake 2 Fan Mail and Old-Timey Organ Music 3 A Will and a Dead Man’s Wife 4 Dirty Hands and a Barbed-Wire Fence 5 A Pregnancy Test and an Old Man’s Prostate 6 Heartbreak and the Refuge of the Downtrodden 7 A Bus Bench and Faith out the Wazoo 8 Bitin', Spankin' and a Load of Yankee Psychobabble 9 Payback and a Partial Shebang 10 Miami Beach and a Magical Family Christmas 11 A New Hobby, a Pervert and a Part-Time Job 12 The G Word and a Blaspheming Bimbo 13 A Big Birthday and Tequila Shots 14 Three Angry Women and a Prophylactic 15 A Stuffed Monkey and an Ex-Girlfriend 16 Alpha Males and the Power of Prayer 17 A Country Club, a Yokel and a New Boss 18 A New Scoreboard and a Horse's You-Know-What 19 A Little Schmoozin' and a Nose for the News 20 Splurges and Secrets 21 Funky Chili and Friends Who Take Their Clothes Off 22 A New Beau and Someone Else's Mom's House